THIS JUST IN...
Pool-Rat legion leader Bert Unster has been apprehended by Mr. Logan, the RPSC Nightwatchman extraordinaire! It's suspected that Unster was the mastermind behind unleashing the DERANGED FOWL from Rupadega Park Lake onto the swim club late in the evening on the 4th of July!
Unster allegedly wrangled a dozen or so of the screw-ball lake-side dwelling Ducks, force fed them high doses of super-sugar deluxe sized pixie sticks and then let them loose upon the RPSC late into the evening on the night of the 4th causing wide-spread panic amongst pool-goers and staff!!!!
The ducks were not harmed and have since been calmed and returned to the RP Lake, but as for Unster.. the Nightwatchman claims he will be banned from the club for several weeks! There is great speculation, however, that Unster might have his punishment revoked by the RPSC management due to Logan's insufficient evidence to back up his claim.
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